"Should I wear these jeans or..."
"Didn't you get blood on those jeans?"
"Yeah, but it came out. We have a good washer. So yeah. These jeans... or these shorts with a hole in the crotch and a ducky diaper pin instead of a button?"
"..."
"... okay, should I wear this shirt or the other shirt?"
"That one."
"Okay, should I wear these, or..."
"Dude, you should definitely wear clean undwear."
"Okay. Now, Flipflops or sneakers?"
"With jeans? Flipflops."
"Are you sure you like this shirt better?"
"Yes."
"How is this shirt better?"
"It isn't. Wear the other one."
"... Really? Are you sure?"
"OMG JUST GO!"
"Okay, okay. Jeeze. I need hair conditioner and a towel."
"No shampoo?"
"No. I'm a conditioner kind of guy."
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